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    photo

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  2. eofelis:

    eofelis:

    but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

    well

    it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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    so we can’t help being dicks

    this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

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    21 hours ago  /  25,955 notes  /  Source: eofelis

  3. When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

    Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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  4. espionage-and-cupcakes:

    fuck-bones:

    every time I watch the avengers I just get this overwhelming excitement because it’s THE AVENGERS

    THE AVENGERS

    THE AVENGERS

    THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS

    THIS EXACTLY

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  5. I hate my friends

    noo-interruption:

    lokis-army-at-221b:

    wingsofjusice:

    youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

    lunaticphan:

    So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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    But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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    Cry

    but what did your driving instructor say

    WHAT DID HE SAY

    THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

    152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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  6. hentai1080p:

    when the back of my neck gets tickled
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  7. slimedeath:

    girijasu:

    slimedeath:

    demiflower:

    being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

    Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

    yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

    yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

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  8. queerhawkeye:

    i really really wanna be excited about the deadpool movie but wade is probs gon be one or more of the following: 

    • heterosexual
    • only scarred enough to be manly but not enough to be ‘deformed’
    • a really ableist parody of schizophrenia or
    • just an neurotypical guy who likes to ‘act crazy’ 

    and i’m not all about that jazz 

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  9. ringingallover:

    meecheee123:

    ringingallover:

    do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

    Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

    yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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  10. nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

    nonespark:

    A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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